Following is a short story that some friends & I created last night using our initials.
Once upon a time in the Land of Constant Jelly Wank, many happenings did occur. One day the Anal Bum Bandit & Raging Jock Hopper were Really Gunna Cum & let out a Big Purple Fart, but due to a lack of water based lube only Smelly Bum Fluff was all they could manage.
Because of this problem Raging Jock Hopper & Anal Bum Bandit decided to seek the wisdom of Smelly Log Shooter who was currently shacked up with Mighty Tight Vag & sleeping with Totaly Loose Clit. "Fellas if you are gunna continue this path of Really Gunna Cum then you will end up with a Really Shitty Arse" he said.
Meanwhile Cunty Jerk Bitch was having an operation on her Dirty Ass Scrotum & turned into Kinky Lesbo Trannie.
At the end of the day Raging Jock Hopper & Anal Bum Bandit decided that they couldn't live without water based lube.
And they all lived happily ever after in the land of Constant Jelly Wank.
THE END.
1 comment:
What. The. Hell.
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